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Saint Frank has had a time of it, things have not gone smoothly for him so far, but now he has an ally in his fight against the rogue saint Dark Charlie, One-Eyed Cy, lord of the sea.

A war is coming, and it’s Saint Frank and One-Eyed Cy who are bringing that war to Dark Charlie; however, Dark Charlie has a new ally of his own, Poseidon, One-Eyed...

There’s nowhere left to hide, Nigal, and Mickey must now face the Entity, the prize for the winners. everything!

Nigel’s bizarre experience reaches its climax, just when he thinks his mind can not be bent any further, it’s bent even more.

The Reset has spread through the entire Galaxy, but the Galaxy is not enough for the Entity; it wants to...

Frank has questions, many questions.

Startled to learn that his wife did not die after smoking mushrooms, in their mushroom smoker and burning the house down, Frank sets off on a quest to find her, and the many answers to the many questions that he has about her disappearance.

The quests just keep coming, as there’s trouble in paradise, a...

Thing have escalated!

You would think that after you had saved the world that you could be confident that your hardships and adventure type shenanigans would be put to bed, but no! He! Him! And other singular pronouns that sound sinister is hunting Nigal, Mikey, not so much Sandra and Malik but for the sake of argument and drama we will say that...

Nobody is born a Saint, you must earn that title and change in pronouns through great deeds, or by knowing the guy who does the Saint lists.

This is the legend of Saint Frank, and the great deeds he what did to earn that Sainthood, not born a Saint, in the beginning he was just, Frank, but not long after some stuff that took long, he became Sir....

Theres a lot to cover here, ok, first what if the voice inside your head left and became a mop, you ever think of that? of course not, why would you, forget that.

Second! If particles are everywhere all at once until they are observed, then why do we all see the same thing when we observe them, who is doing that, it can’t be us or we would all...

An ancient evil is returning, a war that was already won must be fought again, or once more, twice, like they already had it, but now they are doing it again because doing stuff again is what you do when the first time went ok, but this time it might not go ok, so, well, its a risk, isn’t it?

Drew, Sabastian, Mary, Shamus, and Teak have had a...

Cy’s story draws to a close. The end comes for us all eventually, but what end we face is in the hands of the Gods.

Cy stands at the end of all things with his friends, his fate unknown, his destiny unclear, his gas bill unpaid.

What fate has in store for Cy, only time will tell, time and actually reading this book to find out, I mean you won’t...

Saving the world was the first step towards, well, everything! Drew, Mary, Sabastian, and Teak are in a world of epic stuff that they can’t understand.

An evil the universe had forgot threatens to return, evil that’s still here is being a right pain, basically evil is just, well, its being evil and nobody needs its crap!

Theres two choices,...

The seas belong to Cy, and his crew. Since they left Olympus Island everything has been just peachy. The blissful existence upon the waves was not to last. Poseidon, sore from being banished from Olympus Island thirsts for revenge.

Finding the undefeatable Toad-man army, Poseidon sets in motion the plans for his vengeance against, Cy, and his...

Well, that was sudden! Shamus turns on the television to discover that the planet has been invaded. Drew, Sabastian, and Mary along with Shamus and an alien visitor, Teak, are all that survived the swift Apocalypse.

Forming the resistance did not take long, there’s only five of them, but they will put up a fight none the less.

This is a tale of...

Cy has had his monster licence taken away, and he has been reclassified as a Pirate, on account of him just being a normal guy with just one eye. The Pirates life is not for Cy so when an opportunity to get his licence reinstated presents itself, Cy embarks on a quest, of some kind, with some people of some description, to get something or...

There was always one point, one moment in all of reality where everything that was will fight for everything that might be.
It’s this point; well, several points but all happening at the same time, well not the same time.
It’s super complicated, some question whether it really happened at all, or will happen, don’t listen to those people they just...

Probably the only thing worse than finding out that nothing you know is real, is finding out that you are also not real.

Well, thats how Sanjiv’s day started, it did not get much better after that, truth be told.

In a place unknown. In a time nobody is sure of. Stuff happened, and there were Dragons.

Epic dobadoobries unfold at an incredible pace around Prince Jasper and his man-servent, page, the guy who goes with him, Roulart.

Can they stop the evil Queen from taking over Prince Jaspers’s kingdom, and why should you care?

Well, you should care! It will be...

Bruce thinks he is helping mankind and playing his part in saving the planet when he develops his serum for speeding up the development of lab-grown cultured meat.

What Bruce has actually done is send us to the bottom of the food chain; well not all the way to the bottom. we are still above Ducks. Nobody gets eaten by a Duck.

Real Love knows no realities.

The Multiverse’s first power couple were once a lonly queen and a king who had lost his kingdom.

this is the story of how a multivers in Khaos brought them together.

Everything was better in the 90s unless it was being attacked by ghost witches. If it was being attacked by ghost witches then it was not that great; although it happened at a great time and in an awesome setting!

Since mankind first climbed down from the trees we have looked out to the stars. We looked outward wondering what secrets to our existence are out there.

Professor John Spanks is about to discover the biggest secret the universe has. John has his World turned upside-down when he discovers that all this time; we were looking the wrong way!

DEAR GOD A ZOMBIE BIT MYFFAINE!

All merry hell breaks loose and life as we know it is in danger of being snuffed out from the planet on what is otherwise not too bad of a Tuesday.

Barry and Myfanie have to negotiate a Zombie apocalypse in an effort to save the market value of the house they bought in Ptthwit five years ago.

An accident in a nearby...