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Simon Carr

Simon Carr

I am more marmite than marmite, you will either adore my books and find them hilarious, or you will detest them with a throbbing passion, there does not seem to be a inbetween. I am yet you meet anyone who thinks their just ok,and that suits me, I would rather be hated than mediocre, at least if they hate you, they remember you. I use a lot of profanity in my books, a awful lot, I dont even swear in real life, it's just my brand of humor, I'm a wannabe be stand up comedian, so my writing reads like a stand up tells observational comedy. Theres also quite a bit of offensive adult content, I dont aim left or right with it, If I find it silly or funny, it goes in and I dont really give much thought to who it will offend, if you take my books into context you see getting offended is pointless as it's not really aimed at anyone but everyone including myself. If you love my books or want to see them burned in the firey pits of hell, the one thing I can promise you is you wont find them normal mediocre and just ok.

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Saint Frank On The Voyage To Oblivion

Saint Frank has had a time of it, things have not gone smoothly for him so far, but now he has an ally in his fight against the rogue saint Dark Charlie, One-Eyed Cy, lord of the sea.

A war is coming, and it’s Saint Frank and One-Eyed Cy who are bringing that war to Dark Charlie; however, Dark Charlie has a new ally of his own, Poseidon, One-Eyed...

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Control Spark Control it All

There’s nowhere left to hide, Nigal, and Mickey must now face the Entity, the prize for the winners. everything!

Nigel’s bizarre experience reaches its climax, just when he thinks his mind can not be bent any further, it’s bent even more.

The Reset has spread through the entire Galaxy, but the Galaxy is not enough for the Entity; it wants to...

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The Second Coming of Saint Frank

Frank has questions, many questions.

Startled to learn that his wife did not die after smoking mushrooms, in their mushroom smoker and burning the house down, Frank sets off on a quest to find her, and the many answers to the many questions that he has about her disappearance.

The quests just keep coming, as there’s trouble in paradise, a...

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