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IF YOU THINK LIFE IS A GAME, WAIT UNTIL YOU PLAY DEATH!



Chris and Steve were quite happy sitting in their rooms playing online games until events in a kabab shop changed everything and reset all of the rules.



A deal with the Grim Reaper could give them both a second chance at life if they can play the game of their lives inside some of the games...

WHAT IF THE WIDE-EYED WOLLOPERS ON YOUTUBE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG?

Just because something is a conspiracy that doesn’t mean it is not true, imagine if conspiracies were true, not that weird you might think, now imagine if all of them were true, that is the world Jim has just been thrust into.

The New World order wants Jim to join them for...

The fate of every living thing in the multiverse that’s has ever existed or is going to exist rests in the hands of a band of, well, weirdos if I am honest but they are our only hope.

Our reality and every possible reality are under attack from an evil force called Khaos that has sent apocalypse after apocalypse at every reality around the planet...

GOOD LORD AND HELLS BRASSY BELLS MAN!

It’s a time of great discovery and adventure, William desperately tries to cement his legacy into this revolution of industry with little success until he is gifted some designs for a space Rocket.

William and his manservant, Mumbandi build the Rocket, keen to prove all of his peers wrong and be the first to...

One of the greatest sci-fi stories’s ever told has been told by the heroes, it’s been told by the villains but it has never been told by the people who were there but did not really care because they just worked there, until now!

We are back with all this business, so we are. You would think the church would be more careful with them doomsday books after what happened at Bishops Point, but it’s happened again, so it has. This time things are very grim. Santa himself and his whole operation up there in Lapland have been taken over by the Dark Lord. Once again, Father O’...

Rejected as a child, Rangalan found family and friends and a home with the goblin folk of the mountains, Now hunted by the man who rejected her, Rangalan’s father, King Longhorn, there’s nothing Rangalan will not do to protect her friends.
That all sounds very serious, it’s not, its actually all rather very silly, utter nonsense if you ask me,...

In our darkest hour, one woman rose, like a raising woman, rising up, up she went, rising up, just look at that, the world has a new hero, and she wants to see the manager!

Bishops Point is about to face its biggest crisis since the distempered badgers attacked, Father O’riley and Father O’Malley are all that stand in the devil’s way, the forces of hell descend upon the sleepy Irish town on mass, but they were not expecting the good fathers to lead a rebellion against them.

the full series of space and stuff, space and stuff, pie-eyed, space and stuff 2 tugging in time, the documented doings of rick toenail space sheriff and princess power, space and stuff 3 reality wars.the insane multiverse of Simon carr in one place, profanity, stupidity, then profanity again and then some more stupidity.

Bob’s day gets off to a bad start, when he is abducted by alien blobs, and put into a zoo, while the rest of humanity is being taken to slaughter, being turned into burgers, he has had better Thursdays.Bob’s handler, Fred befriends Bob, the two of them try to change the legal status of humans, from food to intelligent life, so that the slaughter...

Trainspotting meets shawn of the dead, in a drug and alcohol fuelled crash through a zombie apocalypse, oddly it turned out the only people who can survive a zombie apocalypse, are spice zombies.
A squad of spice zombies must use their immunity to the pandemic that’s turning everyone into real zombies, to save the last of humanity.
Will the lowest...

the apocalypse is this Wednesday, bring a packed lunch.

existence in chaos.
reality unfolding.
gods being forged.
confused chickens,
and spicy hot wings!

war is brewing and the galaxy’s only space sheriff with his robot companion will not be enough to contain it, an awesome hero saving the day with dumb luck and unlikely coincidences can only get you so far, when epic battles loom epic friends are required.

The locals of the bulls head meet an odd salesman after hours,
The future of the entire planet hangs in the balance,
Everything depends on them and their ever-dwindling grasp on sobriety.

A UNIVERSE IN TURMOIL.A MILITARY CORRUPTED.A REALLY BIG DRAGON.A PIRATE SHIP FULL OF SHEEP.AND SAUSAGE ROLLS!

A GALAXY IN TURMOIL.A SYSTEM CORRUPTED.A STUPID LOOKING GOAT.AN ANGRY FROG.AND EGG SANDWICHES!